"The president called for a whole-country lactation." (he meant to say election...)
"You a very sneaky sinner, Miss DeVries. I not think you were sinner at all, then I see you sin. I want to sin like you!" (she meant to say sing/singer...)
"We were very good friends. We peed in our pod." (they meant to say something along the lines of two peas in a pod...)
Can you see why I love my job?!
funny stuff...here are a few of my favorite quotes of late:
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V: what's next dev
Dev: the linsey on the bus
V: what does the linsey on the bus do
Dev: drink her drink
At bedtime:
Jeff: devin, what did you do with Linsey today?
Dev: go to kazakhstan
Jeff: was it a long trip?
Dev: no, we took bus!
Me: dev, what do you want for snack?
Dev: babies
Me: we don't eat babies, what do you want to eat?
Dev: baby zack
LOL!
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